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Some of the Top Ten Weed Funny Quotes That You Should Know About

There are many of the marijuana quotes that will make you laugh when you read them and the following are some of them that you should consider and you will find them funny. One of the best quotes is that by that by the Martha Stewart where she said “Of course I know how to roll a joint “makes it one of the funny quotes about weed that you will hear today.

Another quote that will make your day is that of the former American president Barrack Obama where he was quoted to say that “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

You should know that the other know person to make a hilarious quote about the weed is none other than Timothy Leary who said “They outlawed the No.1 vegetable on the planet.” Which is funny as it sounds.

Also the other quote that you need to know about the weed is that from Bob Saget that says “Marijuana is not a drug !!! I used to suck D*ck for coke! You ever suck D*ck for marijuana?” was one of the funny quotes that show what you don’t need to do so that you can have marijuana.

When it comes to comes to the funniest even though not true quote Jay Leno will not be counted out as he had one of his own that states “Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; The ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.

It is important to know that one of the funny quotes that you should know about was made Steve Martin where he shows an account on the number of the times and the sequence that he had when it came to using of the weed and that way he makes the quote look funnier.

The other quote that makes it to the top of the funniest quotes is one by Bill Lee that states “The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago…. All though I the sixties I tested everything.” Which is a hilarious quote to read.

If there is one of the quotes that are funny enough was the one that was made by Taranka while talking to Rob Van dam who said “In our culture, the native Americans, when two strangers come together…. We smoke the peace pipe”, which was replied for in a funny way that “Really? My people do the same thing.” By Rob Van Dam.

It is important you know that the other funny quote about weed was made by Ricky Williams that stated “I got high, and forgot wasn’t supposed to get high.”

Lastly one of the top ten quotes about weed that you should know is that by Tom Forcade that says “There are only two dealers. Those who need forklifts and those who don’t.”